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It is my opinion that repeated
prosecution of those labeled deviant can

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in stigmatization, thus perpetuating the
cycle of antisocial behavior.

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Fascinating. Mr. Fielding.

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Mr.

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Fielding. What? Huh?

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Oh, sorry.

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Anybody find out where that awful
droning song is coming from?

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No. Now, just where do you stand on
capital punishment?

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Well, I say, why give murderers a chair
when this bozo can bore them to death?

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And that's all the time we have for this
week's Face the Issues.

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Gee, Dad, how'd you get to be on a neat
show like that?

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I met the producer at a gathering of
fellow professionals.

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You told me you picked her up at a
singles bar on tequila fizz night.

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All right, but she still wouldn't have
had me on the show if I hadn't impressed

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her with my charm -poison -magnetic
personality.

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So you two haven't actually slept
together.

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Before this gets personal, what do you
say we go start session?

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Guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, wait.

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Want to hear a tape of my baby?

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Sounds like he's doing a drum solo on
your kidneys.

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That's his heartbeat, sir.

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Well, he sure is a high -strung little
sucker.

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No, that's normal, Roz.

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Gosh, it is so exciting knowing that
there's a real live little person

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inside me.

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Yeah, at least you got some warning.

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Imagine that poor guy an alien.

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There he was having a little spaghetti
with friends when kapow!

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This slimy reptile came bursting out of
his stomach, dragging the guy's

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intestines behind him.

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What did I say?

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And so, Mr. Taylor, for practicing
taxidermy without a license, I'm going

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fine you 200 bucks, plus whatever it
costs to restore Mrs.

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Hudson's late poodle to his original
appearance.

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And that's lunch.

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Scarf it down and hope it stays.

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Don't worry. The two of you can still
have hours of fun.

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Ah, Margo, what a surprise.

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Christine, this is Margo Hunter, the
producer of the TV show I was on. Oh,

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nice to meet you.

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Christine is our expectant little mommy.

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Really? Yeah.

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I'm so sorry.

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So, Dan, have you got a minute?

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Yeah, sure, but that means no foreplay.

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Oh, man, not now.

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As if I didn't have enough to do.

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Mac, it's just one file.

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I take it downstairs myself, but, gee,
I'm the judge.

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No, no, no, no, no. Personnel wants me
to do another one of those stupid

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manpower surveys.

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Again? Yeah, and I'm supposed to start
my vacation in five days.

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Well, relax, Mac.

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You know, I just do my job, you know. I
don't complain. I don't ask for

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anything. Just good old happy Mac. And I
guess nobody thinks I need a vacation.

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Trust me. We all want you to have your
damn vacation.

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talk to Joyce down in Personnel. I'll
tell her all this paperwork is a crock

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hooey. We'll send her a box of chocolate
-covered cherries and voila.

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Well, thanks, Eric, because to tell the
truth, this trip is more important to

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Kwan Lee. We're going on what you might
call a religious pilgrimage.

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Where are you going, Jerusalem?

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Graceland.

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So exactly why do you want to pull the
plug on Face the Issues?

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Because I want to replace it with
something better, something tough.

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Gritty. Controversial. And I want you to
host it.

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Moi?

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Think about it, Dan.

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Who watches late night television?

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Offhand people with no chance of getting
lucky.

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Right. I want you to be a mouthpiece for
that poor lonely guy who thinks he

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doesn't count. I want you to tap into
his infinite rage.

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To be his champion. What do you say?

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Champion. I like that.

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You know, I've always felt I had
something important to say about life.

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You think I'd get my teeth bonded and
write it off?

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Absolutely.

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Then I'm your guy.

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This is fantastic.

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We are ready to roll as soon as we line
up some guests.

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Oh, God.

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I'm so excited. I can hardly breathe.

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Well, maybe I should loosen some of that
restrictive clothing for you.

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Sorry, Dan. I never fool around during
pre -production.

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Need your signature on these warrants.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Well, I guess this time tomorrow you're
going to be peeking through those gates

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at Graceland. Yeah.

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Actually, Quan Lee got us the VIP tour
package.

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No. Yeah.

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Really? Uh -huh.

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Tomorrow we get to see a collection of
Elvis' concert towels and an exhibit of

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his dental x -rays.

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You think I wasted all that money going
to Rome? Yeah.

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Judge Stone.

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Hi, Joyce. What is it?

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I have to return your chocolate -covered
cherries, Judge.

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He broke me.

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Huh? Mr. Dix, my supervisor, he wanted
to know why your manpower survey wasn't

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in, and, well, frankly, I'd run out of
excuses.

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I had to resort to, um... the truth!

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Uh -oh.

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And now he's gonna fire me unless
Robinson has this survey on my desk in

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days. Harry, there's at least 40 hours
of work there.

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Don't panic, folks. I'm sure I can
reason with Mr. Dick. Oh, no, no, no.

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You'll think I put you up to it. Joyce,
why don't you let me handle this?

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Why don't you just get off your butts
and do the stinking survey?

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Oh, Christine, have I got a surprise for
you.

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You had yourself spayed?

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That's exactly why I want you to be a
guest on my first show tonight.

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Who backed out?

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All right, all right. Some flaky
environmentalist with a lame excuse

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to wash off some oily ducks.

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You know, talk about selfish. Ain't it
the truth?

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Listen, Margot's talking about
postponing the show unless I find

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would consider it a personal favor.

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Oh, gee, I don't know.

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TV? Come on, we'd be great together.

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You think so? Absolutely. Two friendly
adversaries debating the essential

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of our system of justice.

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Oh, well, all right.

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It might be interesting.

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Anyway, I'm flattered that you think of
me as a worthy advocate.

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Absolutely.

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Oh, wear a short skirt.

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Come on, Miss Sullivan, you can tell us.
Surely you've had clients you regretted

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defending.

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Well, once there was this young man, and
he was brought in for shoplifting some

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gum. And I knew he was innocent.

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So I used everything in my arsenal to
get him off, and I did.

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And when I turned to say goodbye, I
smelled spearmint on his breath.

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And I knew I'd been had.

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Well.

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You never know, do you?

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Well, what?

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A what?

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Oh, now?

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Okay. We'll be right back with more In
Your Face right after this commercial.

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This is fun!

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Dan, can we talk a moment?

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Yeah, sure. Excuse me, Christine?

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Sure.

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So, how we doing?

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You tell me.

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We're just getting rolling here. Well,
where is the drive?

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Where is the...

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in the singles bar that tossed beer nuts
down my blouse.

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I remember.

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Dan, I want you to crank up the heat.

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I want you to sizzle. I want you hot and
lathered like a racehorse.

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Now, get out there and take off the
gloves.

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In five, four, three, two, we're back
with defense attorney...

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Christine Sullivan.

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You know, Dan, as long as we're talking
about interesting cases, there was

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something I was hoping we could talk
about. You know, Miss Sullivan, why

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we just cut to the chase?

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What? Do you always walk around the
courtroom with your skirt flapping open

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that?

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Dan.

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I mean, not that I blame you. I mean,
every lawyer, you've got to use whatever

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edge you can get. I mean, I can't fault
you for using your sexuality.

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Oh, how do you know I never use my
sexuality?

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Oh, no?

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How do you suppose she got pregnant?

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were here to talk about my job, not my
private life.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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She's right.

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She's right. If anything, we should be
proud of her to be able to carry on a

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career at the same time starting a
family.

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Thank you. You're very welcome. I just
have one question.

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How much bigger can those puppies get?

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I knew it. I never should have got my
show. I just knew this.

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She's right.

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I shouldn't have called them puppies.

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I should have called them St.

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Bernard's!

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Oh, Miss Sullivan, I was wondering if
you'd have a mind filling out the

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questions on this survey?

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What do they want to know? When I'm in
court, do I purposely wiggle my bottom?

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No, but there's room at the end for any
additional comments.

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Sorry, sir. I was publicly humiliated on
Dan's show last night.

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Oh, that's right. Yeah, Mac and I were
working so hard we didn't get a chance

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watch. What happened?

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I don't want to talk about it. Oh, now,
Miss Sullivan, you know, you're really

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too hard on yourself. I'm sure everyone
saw you as a poised and confident

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professional.

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Frank. Hey, Frank.

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What's left in the pool?

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Let's see, I can give you 36C or 38DD.

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Definitely. Double D.

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And finally, what one problem within
your department contributes most to job

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stress?

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Well, I've always felt our uniform
inseam rides a little high.

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Harry, we're never going to finish this.

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Sure we are, Mac.

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You just got to say, we're saving
Joyce's job. Come on, say it.

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We're saving Joyce's job. Again. We're
saving Joyce's job.

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We're saving Joyce's job.

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We're saving Joyce's job. Stop. We're
saving...

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This is why I'm missing the lovely,
tender, super deluxe dream package?

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So you two can have cheerleading
practice?

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Hey, Kwan Lee, we're just taking a
little motivational break.

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Oh, you want motivation?

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Get your buns in gear!

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What are you doing, dear?

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Just showing Harry what we're missing on
our vacation.

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Right now, I'm supposed to be floating
in the guitar -shaped hotel pool,

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listening to the speakers play Rock -A
-Hoola Baby.

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Kwan Lee?

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Kwan Lee?

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Don't you think you're going a little
overboard on this Elvis guy? I mean, he

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was just a singer.

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Oh, so the king of rock and roll was
just a singer.

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What about your precious golden frog?

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That's Velvet Fog. And besides, Mel
Torme is the greatest jazz vocalist in

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history of mankind.

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Oh, well, let's just see how Mr.

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Jazz Guy flies.

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Next question, Roz.

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Approximately what percentage of your
day do you spend in actual physical

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contact with prisoners?

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Would this include the roughing up I
might do on my own time?

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Here's mine, sir. Now, I know you're up
against the clock, so I didn't bother to

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check the punctuation.

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Well, you can do anything, but lay off
of my blue suede shoes. Blue, blue. Blue

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suede shoes.

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Blue, blue.

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Sir, is there any particular reason why
Quan Lee is dancing in your office?

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She's not in my office.

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She's at a disco in Memphis.

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See, guys, I thought I'd go down and
catch Dan's show.

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Anybody want to come along?

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You'd have to drag me, kicking and
screaming.

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Sorry, but I'm late as it is.

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I'm hoping to get a seat in the front
row so Mom can see me on TV.

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Aren't you missing a letter there, Bull?

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I'm not that stupid.

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Well, it sure sounds like Dan pulled a
number on you last night. Yeah.

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But there is a small consolation. I'm
sure my walking off the show has made

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be a little bit more sensitive to his
guest's feelings.

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You disgust me!

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Where do you come up with this sick,
perverted garbage?

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But, Dan... I'm merely calling for more
humane treatment of prison inmates.

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Oh, yeah? And what do we say to that?

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I got a holding cell full of street
vermin, you're welcome to walk in there

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say, hey, anybody need a hug?

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That might be an idea worth trying.

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Oh, yeah? Well, I say it's an idea that
deserves the barf!

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willing to admit there's a minute chance
that I could be wrong.

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If you're one of those blockheads who
think so, hit the beef box.

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I love your show, Mr.

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Fielding.

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Great. Good to know we're a big hit in
the mutant community.

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Come on, Bob. Talk or walk?

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I just wanted to say that I agree with
Father McCally.

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Oh, you do, do you?

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Well, in my experience with prisoners, a
pleasant and safe environment reduces

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hostility and the desire to escape.

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Or is that just with turtles?

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Why don't you get out of here and go
back to your salt lick?

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You heard him, Mellon Ball.

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Take a hike.

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Hey, leave him alone.

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Who are you, his keeper? If so, I'd
suggest a stronger leash.

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I don't even know the guy, but I...
What?

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I just don't think anybody should be
treated like that.

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Do we have a doctor in the house who got
a man down here with a bleeding heart?

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Listen, pal, I got a few words for you.
Oh, yeah? Well, here, wait. Tell it to

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my complaint department.

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Better smile while I'm TV.

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Thanks for staying with me, Bull. You
didn't have to.

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What, and pass up the chance to see a
nose drained?

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I know you would.

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Oh, hi, Dan.

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Oh, hi, Christine.

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So did you stay to work late or just
gloat?

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Oh, Deb, please.

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It's a gloat.

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Thanks for the sympathy. I get
pulverized by some violent, maniacal,

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deviant. He's a pediatrician.

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A what?

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A pediatrician. They just booked him
downstairs.

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Well, he's a vicious pediatrician.

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And a Quaker.

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He's never been in a fight in his life.

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Oh, so I see. Somehow this is my fault.

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Oh, come on, Dan. Get real.

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Haven't you ever listened to the trash
that comes out of your mouth?

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Like what?

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Like the constant insults you're always
hurling at me for being prudish or hairy

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for being old -fashioned or bull for
being bull.

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My God, there isn't anyone who's safe
around here.

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Well, rise.

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All right, so occasionally I may take a
cheap shot.

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The truth is, I can't help it. Oh, of
course you can.

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No, I can't.

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You see, most people have this little
filter in their brain that stops them

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saying rude things.

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I was born without one.

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That is ridiculous.

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No, it's true. Like, right now, most
people would know it's inappropriate to

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to a pregnant woman, look on the bright
side, you're missing your monthlies.

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Good God, Dan.

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You see?

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No filter.

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Dan, you have a filter. You just don't
want to use it.

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Oh, really?

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Why is that, Dr. Sullivan?

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So that you can continue to behave any
way you want.

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Dan, sometimes you go too far.

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And people get very angry.

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Because they're hurt.

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Dan! Thank God I found you.

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Margo, don't worry. The nose will be
fine.

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Nose? Oh, that.

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All right, no, Dan. I came to tell you
that the phone at the station hasn't

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stopped ringing. Dan, we're a major hit.

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This is my idea.

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We make a physical attack on you, a part
of every show.

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Beg your pardon?

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We surround you with an entire security
force, you know, to give the impression

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that everyone is gunning for you.

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Finally, the guards can't control it any
longer. We have to put you in one of

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those glass bubbles, like that guy in
Rome.

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Oh, what's his name? Oh, you know, with
the funny hat.

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The Pope?

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Right!

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keep me in suspense.

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What do you think?

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It sounds like you want me to be in
charge of a nightly riot.

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Who better?

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I have never seen anyone with such a
knack for bringing out the worst in

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So I've learned.

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Count me out.

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What? I quit.

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I don't want to be the ringmaster for
your sick little circus.

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Well, you know something, Fielding?

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I was wrong about you.

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You don't have the acorns to reach for
the brass ring.

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Oh, really?

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Well, I've got a few observations of my
own.

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You're a world -class manipulator with
not one shred of conscience.

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Well, I don't have to listen to this.

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You also make love with all the warmth
and sensuality of a Coke machine.

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Yeah, maybe.

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Well, Christine, I'm going to miss it,
though I did love the spotlight.

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Ah, come on, Dan. Cheer up.

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What do you say we go out and get
something to eat? I have this incredible

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craving for grapefruit and nachos.

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I know just the place.

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Oh, listen, by the way, the lawyers in
the boo pool, they wanted me to get a

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measurement.

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All right, that's it. I'm done.

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Finally, now we could say... We'll
salvage what tiny shreds remain of our

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vacation. Yeah.

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Not so fast, little mama.

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I've been feeling like I've been old
when you won.

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This one's for you.

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Donaldson could do a better Elvis.

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Come on, Mac.

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Some chest hairs might help.